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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chaos-has-theories
liesmyth

always thinking about the HtN AU where John can also see the Body. POV you are God and you are being haunted, baby

chaos-has-theories

But what about. POV you are God and have been haunted for ten thousand years by the thing that is both your Death and your victim and the love of your life

Except she’s been gone for 7 years and you’re not sure whether to be disappointed or relieved or worried

and then some lobotomized teenager shows up with a sheet on her head and your Death your Maiden your Cavalier is walking a half-step behind her, is telling her to lie to your hands and gestures, is having late-night dream dinner dates with her and is completely ignoring you

mayasaura
mayasaura

All sympathy for Palamedes tho bc having met Dulcie, a hunky mysterious death cultist swooping in to catch her like a romance novel protagonist is exactly the sort of excitement that would have distracted her for weeks. The thing with Gideon wasn't all that out of character if you couldn't hear their conversations

mayasaura

I bet Palamedes watched it happen and thought, giddy with excitement, that Dulcinea was going to tell him all about it soon